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Coupon busters Bottesford welcome Goole on Saturday

There’s no place like home for the Bootiful Game’s own Wicked Witch of the West, Howard Pirie, Head of Media Operations at Toolstation NCEL Premier Division side Bottesford Town.On Saturday, the tenth-placed Poachers welcome Goole Town to Ontario Road- a fixture which provides our Howard with an unmissable literary open goal, writes Colin Muncie.

Howard told the Bootiful Game “I never thought I could put Botty and Goolies in the same report -so I thank Goole Town for this opportunity. They are an unknown side having played in the Evo Stik for as long as I can remember. Looking at the table we should beat them but look at the Harrogate fixture;unpredictable Botty, we are coupon busters”.

The identity crisis continues at Birkdale Park ” Rumour has it Henri Mallette Cook may have changed his name again”.Howard reports “Lee Ridley definitely hasn’t , as he’s getting used to getting his name on the scoresheet. Many a tune played on an old fiddle and Ridley is our fiddler. When he puts his bow in his hand the young boys follow”.

” As in the words of Dorothy “Let’s follow that yellow brick road”.

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