There’s no place like home for the Bootiful Game’s own Wicked Witch of the West, Howard Pirie, Head of Media Operations at Toolstation NCEL Premier Division side Bottesford Town.On Saturday, the tenth-placed Poachers welcome Goole Town to Ontario Road- a fixture which provides our Howard with an unmissable literary open goal, writes Colin Muncie.
Howard told the Bootiful Game “I never thought I could put Botty and Goolies in the same report -so I thank Goole Town for this opportunity. They are an unknown side having played in the Evo Stik for as long as I can remember. Looking at the table we should beat them but look at the Harrogate fixture;unpredictable Botty, we are coupon busters”.
The identity crisis continues at Birkdale Park ” Rumour has it Henri Mallette Cook may have changed his name again”.Howard reports “Lee Ridley definitely hasn’t , as he’s getting used to getting his name on the scoresheet. Many a tune played on an old fiddle and Ridley is our fiddler. When he puts his bow in his hand the young boys follow”.
” As in the words of Dorothy “Let’s follow that yellow brick road”.